1 00:00:02,293 --> 00:00:04,379 "Who was the first president of the United States?" 2 00:00:04,462 --> 00:00:06,339 - Oprah! - George Washington. 3 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:07,298 ding 4 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,509 "What is the capital of Alaska?" 5 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:10,927 - New York! - Juneau. 6 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:12,095 ding 7 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,097 "How many sides are on a triangle?" 8 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:17,934 - Eight! No, four! No, eight! - 'Three.' 9 00:00:18,017 --> 00:00:20,603 "Name an ingredient in spaghetti and meatballs." 10 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,689 - Oranges! - Meatballs. 11 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:25,900 You've just won a million dollars! 12 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,737 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 13 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,114 How is it that that dummy won a million dollars 14 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,615 and I've never won anything? 15 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,118 Oh, I'm sure it's just a matter of time. 16 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,328 It'd better be, because I don't wanna end up 17 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,414 a bitter, jealous person. 18 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:43,126 Say, I should go on a game show! 19 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,503 What game show are you qualified for? 20 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:48,006 Uh, "Wheel of Words?" 21 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,632 You don't know how to spell. 22 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,342 How about "Price is Correct?" 23 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:55,096 How much do you think this pack of gum sells for? 24 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:58,349 - Thirty-three thousand dollars? - Good luck with that. 25 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:01,394 Stay tuned for the new game show "Besties" 26 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,938 'where knowing all about your best friend' 27 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,107 'leads to big prizes.' 28 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,151 [gasps] We should go on that. 29 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,611 We've been best friends forever. 30 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:12,155 We know everything there is to know about each other. 31 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,656 I never thought I would say this 32 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,493 but that's not a bad idea, Daffy Duck. 33 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,411 Why, thank you, Bugs.. 34 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:19,829 Uh.. 35 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:23,041 I wanna say, uh...Bada-Blingya? 36 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,627 [instrumental music] 37 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,963 [theme music] 38 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,275 [instrumental music] 39 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:57,992 I did it! I got us on tomorrow's episode of "Besties!" 40 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,369 How'd you manage that? 41 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,788 There are some things you shouldn't know about me. 42 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:03,748 But you better know everything else! 43 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,876 I'm more concerned with how little you know about me. 44 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,378 I know everything about you. 45 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,797 Hit me with some questions. Go ahead. 46 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,841 Alright. What's my favorite color? 47 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,050 Pass. 48 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:16,052 What time do I go to bed at night? 49 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,971 Pass. Give me something easy. 50 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:20,640 Fine. When's my birthday? 51 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:23,184 Janu.. 52 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:25,478 Febru.. 53 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,272 Septem.. 54 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:30,358 December.. 55 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:32,151 Jul.. 56 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,903 July! July 1st? 57 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,071 July 2nd? July 3rd? 58 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,364 July 4th? 59 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:38,074 Fifth! Sixth! Seventh! Eighth! Ninth! Tenth! 60 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:40,994 - 27th. - July 27th! 61 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:42,120 chomp 62 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:47,750 Well, happy extremely belated birthday or.. 63 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:48,710 whirr 64 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:51,546 Happy extremely early birthday. 65 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:52,755 Aaah-haa-haa! 66 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,091 - Hey, Speedy. - Ola, Bugs. 67 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:57,552 You said you took care of the rat problem. 68 00:02:57,635 --> 00:03:00,013 I'm not a rat, I'm a mouse. 69 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,681 whoosh 70 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,308 [door opens and shuts] 71 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:05,393 You don't know anything about me. 72 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:07,979 I bet if you look "Self-absorbed" up 73 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:10,565 in a dictionary, you'd find your picture. 74 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,400 My picture's in the dictionary? 75 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:14,611 Is it a good one? What am I wearing? 76 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,113 Does my beak look big? 77 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:19,240 Aha. Gotcha! 78 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:21,618 gulp 79 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,119 This is hopeless. 80 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,121 Don't get mad at me. 81 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,956 Those questions were impossible. 82 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,083 I bet you don't know when my birthday is. 83 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,044 Your birthday is April 17th. 84 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:33,046 Your favorite color is dusty rose. 85 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,298 And you go to bed every night at 10 o'clock 86 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:36,841 except on New Year's Eve 87 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,217 when you go to bed at 8:30. 88 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,302 Because, and I quote.. 89 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,137 "New Year's is a holiday 90 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:42,430 invented by the media." 91 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:44,307 - It is! - Forget it. 92 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:47,268 Find a different best friend to go on that show. 93 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,020 But I need you! 94 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,481 I prize prizes above all else. 95 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,858 This is my shot at finally winning something. 96 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,443 I'll do anything! 97 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:58,488 Even if it means focusing on someone other than yourself 98 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,114 for more than two minutes? 99 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:01,824 That sounds awful. 100 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,284 But I'll do it. 101 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,703 Well, Daffy.. 102 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,164 you know how I hate to talk about myself 103 00:04:08,247 --> 00:04:10,959 but, uh, levers turn back the clock. 104 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,461 'It was on the East side of New York' 105 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:17,173 where me parents resided amidst humble surroundings. 106 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,300 [Daffy snoring] 107 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,179 'Did I say New York?' 108 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:25,765 'I meant the planet Krypton.' 109 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:27,517 Uh.. 110 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,187 Anyhoo, my parents knew that our planet was doomed. 111 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:33,189 ["Superman" theme music] 112 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:41,698 (Bugs Bunny) So my father, Jor-El.. 113 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,867 ...built a spaceship. 114 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,037 His dense molecular structure 115 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,289 will make him strong. 116 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:51,958 'He'll be fast.' 117 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:54,210 Virtually invulnerable. 118 00:04:54,293 --> 00:04:58,423 And he'll say, "What's up, doc?" indiscriminately. 119 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:02,093 Whether he's speaking to a doctor or not. 120 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:05,471 You will travel far, my little Bugs. 121 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,349 'But we will never leave you.' 122 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,810 ["Superman" theme music] 123 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:12,520 thud 124 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,149 ["Superman" theme music] 125 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,233 [glass shatters] 126 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,903 You're from the planet Krypton? 127 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,280 No, you maroon! 128 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:24,532 That's the story of Superman. 129 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:25,908 Who is Superman? 130 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,745 I can't believe I hitched my wagon to you. 131 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:33,291 - You have a wagon? - Daffy! Concentrate! 132 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:34,751 blink blink blink 133 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:37,837 - On me! - Oh! Sorry, Superman. 134 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:38,880 Ugh! 135 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:42,258 This is gonna be a long night. 136 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,723 (male announcer) 'And now, here's your host with the most' 137 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:50,391 'Chuck Berost!' 138 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,517 [audience cheering] 139 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,061 Hey, hey, thanks, everybody. 140 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,687 Let's meet our contestants. 141 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:58,274 First up, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. 142 00:05:58,357 --> 00:05:59,484 What's up, doc? 143 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:00,985 It's a pleasure to be here, Chuck. 144 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,445 I'm a big fan. 145 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,947 Tell me, how long have you two known each other? 146 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,241 - Seventeen years. - Five years. 147 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:10,578 Looks like you two better get on the same page. Heh heh. 148 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:13,039 And now, let's meet your challengers. 149 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:14,123 - Hello. - Hello. 150 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,583 Oh, I'm sorry, after you. 151 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:17,460 - Oh, no, after you. - No, after you, I insist. 152 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,837 - I insist more. - I have an idea. 153 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:22,840 Oh, you always have good ideas. I can hardly wait to hear. 154 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,342 (Tosh) 'Well, you won't have to wait.' 155 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,052 - 'I'm about to tell you.' - 'Oh, goody.' 156 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:29,514 My idea is that we both speak simultaneously. 157 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:30,640 Wonderful idea! 158 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,433 (Mac and Tosh) Hello. 159 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:35,603 Bugs and Daffy, looks like you've got 160 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:36,813 some stiff competition. 161 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,773 Okay. Here's the first question. 162 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:42,485 What is your roommate's favorite vegetable? 163 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,320 Your favorite vegetable? 164 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:45,822 chomp chomp 165 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,825 Hmm. I'm gonna go with beets, Chuck. 166 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:49,784 buzz 167 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:50,910 - 'Ohh!' - 'Uh-oh.' 168 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,121 The correct answer was carrots. 169 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,414 You know what that means! 170 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:56,999 creak 171 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,585 [audience laughing] 172 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:00,837 Challengers? 173 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,255 Your favorite vegetable? 174 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,382 Well, I know he loves cauliflower. 175 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:06,175 Guilty! I do love cauliflower. 176 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,885 (Tosh) 'But he has been known to ask for seconds' 177 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,720 'when I make sweet potatoes.' 178 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:13,099 (Mac) You really must try his sweet potatoes. They are divine. 179 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:15,434 But if I had to pick his favorite vegetable 180 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,603 I would have to say pureed butternut squash 181 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:21,566 in a balsamic reduction with just a hint of clover. 182 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,860 (Chuck) 'That's correct!' 183 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,403 ding 184 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:26,946 I knew you'd get that right! 185 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:29,323 Well, I knew that you knew I'd get that right! 186 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,868 [both laughing] 187 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:33,995 Next question. 188 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:37,039 What is your best friend's middle name? 189 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:40,459 Heh heh heh. That's an easy one, "Sheldon." 190 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:41,502 buzz 191 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,464 "Armando?" 192 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,426 (Chuck) 'You know what that means!' 193 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:49,927 [audience laughing] 194 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,055 Bugs and Daffy, you've got some catching up to do. 195 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:56,642 'And you're gonna have a chance after the break.' 196 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,895 [audience cheering] 197 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,522 Daffy, your middle name is "Sheldon." 198 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:05,443 That may be true, but Armando sounds cooler. 199 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:08,446 Well, do you wanna sound cool, or do you wanna win? 200 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:10,740 I wanna win! 201 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:13,075 Well, then, we need a new strategy. 202 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,286 In the next round, whatever you're about to say 203 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:17,288 say the opposite. 204 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:18,748 That's a great idea! 205 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:22,418 I mean, that's a horrible idea. 206 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:23,461 [clicks] 207 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:25,463 - Hello, competitors. - Hello! 208 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:28,257 - We wanted to wish you luck. - Thanks. 209 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,717 Don't you want to wish us luck? 210 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,093 Not particularly. 211 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,387 - I'll wish you luck. - Why, thank you. 212 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,598 And good luck to you as well. 213 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,099 [both laughing] 214 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,768 [instrumental music] 215 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,062 Welcome back, to "Besties." 216 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:43,648 The show about best friends. 217 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:46,901 - Remember, say the opposite. - Tsk. 218 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:51,280 Tell me, who does your best friend most admire? 219 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,367 I want to say me, but I guess I'll go with.. 220 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,451 ...Groucho Marx? 221 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:56,744 ding 222 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:59,956 (Chuck) 'That's correct!' 223 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:03,626 I was gonna say "Take your daughter to work day" 224 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:07,296 but instead, I'll say, "Thanksgiving?" 225 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,589 (Chuck) 'Correct!' 226 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,049 [audience applauding] 227 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,968 Everything in me is saying Rockabilly 228 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,886 but I'll go with Smooth Jazz. 229 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,304 ding 230 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,973 Co-rrect! 231 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,849 [cheering and applause] 232 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,478 My gut says Chocolate Milk 233 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,480 but I'm gonna go with Australia. 234 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:25,523 ding 235 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:28,734 Correct! 236 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,319 [cheering and applause] 237 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:34,323 This final question is worth 300 points. 238 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:38,661 What is your best friend's catch phrase? 239 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:42,081 "If friends were flowers, I'd pick you?" 240 00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:45,334 No, no. It's "Laugh and the world laughs with you." 241 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,545 - 'Aww.' - Uh-oh! 242 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:50,798 You know what that means! 243 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,009 Ooh-hoo! Feathers! 244 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,553 Oh, what fun! It's like a pillow fight! 245 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,763 [Mac and Tosh giggling] 246 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:03,311 Bugs and Daffy, now you have a chance to win. 247 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:06,147 Daffy, what is Bugs Bunny's catchphrase? 248 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:08,691 Hmm. Think. Catchphrase. 249 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,360 Really? I say it all the time. 250 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,195 I know this. I know this. 251 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,573 It's sort of my go-to phrase. 252 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,199 It's right on the tip of my tongue. 253 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,535 It's in the form of a question. 254 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:22,705 I say it with a lot of sarcasm. 255 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,206 Ehh.. 256 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,001 "I don't do Mondays!" 257 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:28,210 buzz 258 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,837 - 'Aww!' - Ooh, I'm sorry! 259 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,799 We were looking for, "What's up, doc?" 260 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,302 And...say it with me. 261 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:39,305 (audience) 'You know what that means!' 262 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,431 creaks 263 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,726 thud 264 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:46,354 That means...you're our winners! 265 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,689 'Gene, tell 'em what they won!' 266 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:52,568 (Gene) 'A fabulous cruise!' 267 00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:55,196 A cruise? Ho ho, how exciting! 268 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,698 We've always wanted to go on a cruise! 269 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,618 That's your catchphrase? 270 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:01,744 "What's up, doc?" 271 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:02,787 What does that even mean? 272 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,163 We don't even know any doctors. 273 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,915 [snaps] Ow! Ooh! 274 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,084 Who's doing that? 275 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,960 Ow! Oof! Oh! 276 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,545 [grunting] 277 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,590 [theme music] 278 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,346 ["Grilled Cheese"] 279 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:29,730 ♪ I work so very hard all day long ♪ 280 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:33,234 ♪ I start to dream of you before I get home ♪ 281 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:36,320 ♪ Grilled cheese ♪ 282 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,406 ♪ I hope you're ready ♪ 283 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:41,283 ♪ 'Cause we got a date ♪ 284 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:46,163 ♪ I just can't wait to get home and put you on my plate ♪ 285 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,624 ♪ Grilled cheese ♪ 286 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:51,460 ♪ Sandwich ♪ 287 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:56,424 ♪ The butter will start melting when I light the flame ♪ 288 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,884 ♪ 'Cause the butter and the cheese are gonna ♪ 289 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,803 ♪ Play a little game ♪ 290 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,304 ♪ It's called melting ♪ 291 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,639 [sizzles] 292 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:06,142 ♪ On the bread ♪ 293 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,602 ♪ Don't need a burger don't need no shake ♪ 294 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,147 ♪ I'll laugh in your face if you offer me cake ♪ 295 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,732 ♪ Don't waste my time with the Brussel sprouts ♪ 296 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,152 ♪ If you make me a steak I'll just throw it out ♪ 297 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,112 ♪ I want a grilled cheese ♪ ♪ Grilled cheese ♪ 298 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:19,822 ♪ Not a BLT ♪ ♪ Grilled cheese ♪ 299 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,533 ♪ Are you following me? ♪ ♪ Grilled cheese ♪ 300 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:25,161 ♪ I love you more than any other ♪ 301 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,829 ♪ I think I'm gonna make another ♪ 302 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:31,000 ♪ Grilled grilled grilled grilled cheese ♪ 303 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,253 ♪ If you please ♪♪ 304 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,591 vroom 305 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,346 "What's up, doc?" Terrible. 306 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,015 Just the world's worst catchphrase. 307 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,018 And I don't remember you ever saying it. Say it. 308 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,811 What's up, doc? 309 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,355 Nope. Doesn't ring a bell. 310 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,025 'But it sure cost us the game.' 311 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,736 What cost us the game was going on a game show 312 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:03,199 about best friends when it's obvious that we're not. 313 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,284 You're saying I'm not your best friend? 314 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,745 Why? Because I don't know anything about you? 315 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,497 Because I never ask any questions 316 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,290 or show any interest in you? 317 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:12,958 Because I take you for granted? 318 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:17,505 Because if it is, that's awfully petty of you. 319 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,883 My best friend would probably know that I like carrots. 320 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,801 He would most likely know my birthday 321 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,096 and he would definitely know my last name. 322 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,308 And for the record, I would have loved 323 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,268 to have won a cruise. 324 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,730 And that is what's up, doc. 325 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,398 slams 326 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,859 That still doesn't sound right. 327 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:42,655 [instrumental music] 328 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,701 [dog barking in distance] 329 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,039 Well, if he's not gonna open the door for me 330 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,542 I guess I'll just let myself out. 331 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,919 [instrumental music] 332 00:13:58,879 --> 00:13:59,922 [drumming fingers] 333 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,971 Oh, so, I guess I also have to make my own breakfast? 334 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:12,935 I guess I have to peel my own banana too. 335 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,521 - Hey, that's my banana! - A rat! 336 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,398 For the last time, man, I'm a mouse! 337 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:20,609 - Bugs, help! - Why should he help you? 338 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,736 You didn't help him on that game show last night. 339 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,321 You know, you'd think you'd show Senor Bunny a little 340 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,657 more respect, considering he lets you live here. 341 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,284 Uh, I don't live here. 342 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,327 I'm just crashing here until I get back on my feet. 343 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:34,373 FYI, when you crash somewhere for five years, you live there. 344 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,125 Alright? You're not a best friend. 345 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,128 - You're a terrible friend. - Why am I a terrible friend? 346 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,589 Let me answer that question with a question. 347 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,882 chomp chomp 348 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,594 How many friends do you have besides Senor Bunny? 349 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,887 Well, uh, let's see. You? 350 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,598 - I'm not your friend. - Okay, then. 351 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,349 There's that guy that comes over once a week 352 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,976 and we hang out by the pool. 353 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,937 I-I think his name is Fong or Trang. 354 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,315 Are you talking about the guy who comes to clean the pool? 355 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,734 Daniel? You're kidding yourself, man. 356 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,319 Senor Bunny is your only friend. 357 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,487 If you're not careful, soon you'll have no friends. 358 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,282 - Who needs friends? - I'll tell you who. 359 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:11,493 Someone with no girlfriend, no job, no credit 360 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,329 no hobbies, no social skills-- 361 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,415 Wait, I think I know someone like that. Daniel? 362 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,793 No, idiot. You. 363 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,087 'You're nothing without Senor Bunny.' 364 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,339 Then what do I do? 365 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,591 You got to try harder to be his friend. 366 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,052 Like, how much harder? Two percent? 367 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,470 - More. - Five percent? 368 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,388 - More. - Seven percent? 369 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,223 Are you out of your mind? 370 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:36,060 - One hundred percent. - What? 371 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,145 No one can give a hundred percent! 372 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,522 It's physically impossible! 373 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,107 You got to dig deep. 374 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,692 You got to go to the place inside you 375 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,235 where you never been. 376 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,612 My soul? 377 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,864 You need to have a soul in order to go there. 378 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:51,450 No, no, no. I'm talking about in here. 379 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,619 Now, try. 380 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,703 [gasping] 381 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,372 [grunting] 382 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,998 That's good enough, right? 383 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,500 No. Look at me. 384 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,878 You can do this. Now, try. 385 00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,588 [grunting] 386 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,881 Harder! 387 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,424 [grunting] 388 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,552 - It hurts! - Harder! 389 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,263 I'm dying! 390 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:16,392 No! You're try-ing! 391 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,685 [grunting] 392 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,229 thud thud thud 393 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:26,235 I'm going to be the best best friend 394 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:30,197 that any best friend has ever had! 395 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,158 [evil laughter] 396 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,536 Uh-oh. 397 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,789 You can open your eyes now, best friend. 398 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,833 - Huh? - 'Guess what?' 399 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,793 'I got you the cruise you wanted!' 400 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,503 The one from the game show? 401 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,422 Surprised? Well, you shouldn't be. 402 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,923 It's just what one best friend would do 403 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,758 for another best friend. 404 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,636 [Cuban music] 405 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,187 Who knew cruising could be so much fun? 406 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,857 I cannot remember the last time I had this much fun. 407 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,609 Tell me, do you think it's possible to have too much fun? 408 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,611 Hmm. Interesting question. 409 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,405 I guess there's only one way to find out. 410 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,991 - Oh, and what might that be? - Keep having fun! 411 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,993 - Ha ha ha! - Game's over. 412 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,619 You've been hogging the court long enough. 413 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,706 - Oh, hello! - Fancy meeting you here! 414 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:23,792 Move it along, gophers. It's my best friend's turn. 415 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,627 Hey, Bugsy, old pal. 416 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,464 A shuffle board court opened up! 417 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,840 Daffy, I'm reading. 418 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,176 I don't wanna play shuffleboard. 419 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,219 Yeah, me neither. 420 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,348 Hmm. There's only one thing to do about that. 421 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,142 Limbo contest on the leader deck? 422 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,227 [both laughing] 423 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,729 screech 424 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,360 [seagulls squawking] 425 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,655 What's up, doc? 426 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,407 Oh, is that just your thing? 427 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,452 I don't wanna step on any toes. 428 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,792 [smooth jazz music] 429 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:10,088 Smooth jazz. I know it's your favorite. 430 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,590 Do you mind? 431 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,760 You done with that page? 432 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,720 Just let me know when you're done. 433 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,972 I'll flip it when you're done. 434 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,308 Done yet? Done yet? 435 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,060 Done yet? 436 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,186 Aah! 437 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,190 I'll save your place! 438 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,484 [upbeat music] 439 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,986 Whoo-hoo! 440 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,032 Carrot? 441 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:39,868 I know they're your favorite! 442 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,164 [toots] 443 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,751 Happy 189 days until your birthday! 444 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,711 [toots] 445 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:53,048 I just saw my life flash before my eyes. 446 00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:54,716 Ooh! Tell me all about it. 447 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,718 This time, I promise I'll listen. 448 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,637 Daffy, you got to back off. 449 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,764 Sure thing. This good? 450 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,224 - More. - This good? 451 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,642 - More. - This good? 452 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,395 'Aah!' 453 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,396 thud 454 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,814 Yeah, that's good. 455 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:11,400 [instrumental music] 456 00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,780 Is everyone enjoying the cruise? 457 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,740 Oh, indeed! It's our first one. 458 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,618 And I must say, I'm a fan of cruising. 459 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,079 Oh, yes. We're cruisers now. 460 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,081 [screeching] 461 00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:29,334 Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Coming through. 462 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,587 [screeching] 463 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:35,048 I wasn't sure what you wanted, so I brought you everything. 464 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,259 [child giggling] 465 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:41,305 Get your own buffet. This one's for my best friend. 466 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,599 [crying] 467 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,226 Daffy, you're embarrassing me. 468 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,895 clink clink clink 469 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,980 I'd like to propose a toast 470 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:53,192 to the most important person on this ship. 471 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,819 Sit down, you glorified bus driver! 472 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,487 Ahem. Ahem. 473 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,364 A rat once told me 474 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,992 that friendship takes a lot of effort. 475 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,745 'But I'm not interested in friendship.' 476 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:08,290 'I'm interested in best friendship.' 477 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,459 And best friendship 478 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,462 takes a whole lot more. 479 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:17,466 It means waiting on your best friend hand and foot. 480 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,426 Buying their affection. 481 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:23,305 'Robotically memorizing every trivial little fact about them.' 482 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,474 It means supporting them above all others. 483 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,601 Possibly to the detriment of those others. 484 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,395 Especially to the detriment of those others. 485 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,814 Best friends have all of the same interests. 486 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,733 Whether those interests are interesting or not. 487 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:35,901 A best friend is someone 488 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,903 you'd happily commit a crime for. 489 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,948 - Any crime! - No matter how heinous! 490 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,283 The heinous-er, the better-er. 491 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,662 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That's not a best friend. 492 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,121 That's a stalker. 493 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:51,166 Daffy, I know I said you weren't my best friend 494 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,335 but after these past few days 495 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,337 seeing all the effort you've put in 496 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,632 seeing how hard you've tried, I have to say.. 497 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,425 ...you got to stop trying! 498 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,803 - What? - It's not your thing. 499 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,346 Would it be nice if you remembered 500 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,847 the occasional birthday 501 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,725 or food I'm highly allergic to? Sure. 502 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,687 But not if it means we turn into those guys. 503 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,523 - No offense. - None taken. 504 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,566 Daffy, you're a mean-spirited 505 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,111 self-absorbed, disturbed little weirdo. 506 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:22,030 But for whatever reason, you're my best friend. 507 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,449 [cheering and applause] 508 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:30,330 You're my best friend too, Bugs Bada-Blingya. 509 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,874 Ehh. Good enough. 510 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,626 [instrumental music] 511 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,964 [instrumental music] 512 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,552 Seriously, how did you pay for all this? 513 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,263 I used your credit card. I memorized the number. 514 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,726 Hey! I do know something about you! 515 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:53,478 They could have asked me that on the game show! 516 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:57,607 It's 9481-6400-28.. 517 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,484 [grunting] 518 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,445 [muffled speech] 519 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,781 [theme music] 520 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,266 [stuttering] Th-Th-Th.. That's all, folks.